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Hey there!..Im back,this time from Pune,'The Craphole of the East'..I got net at my place(hurray 4 me!..nd my excessive spendings account!!:-|)..Someone apparently tagged me to do this thing,paused watchin South Park coz its dark,apparently:-|..Thought id write this thing up nd try nd make it not lame..Lets see..

• LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER:

The Dark Knight..Heath Ledgers performance left me in marvel,overall the best Superhero movie as yet..I mustve said "Oh Fuck!" atleast a hundred times despite a caring old female friends constant attempt 2 make me stop swearin..Mustve suckd 4 her coz she was lying on my shoulder coz she didnt feel well..Im so fuckin carin:-|

• WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

Two books in fact..Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy-Interesting,yet Depressing..Sexual tension in it is mounting!:-D

The Inheritance of Loss by Kiran Desai-Better than her previous book..Though the writing is slightly cliched coz of the indian romanticized style of putting things..The socio-political set-up is quite gripping tho!

• FAVORITE BOARD GAME?

Business King..Yes,i started with plastic money:-):-|

• FAVORITE MAGAZINE?

Playboy,Maxim,Vogue..etc,etc..Anything i can use in the bathroom wen the internet goes off!:-|

• FAVORITE SMELLS?

Sphagetti Bolognese..The smell of a sizzler 4m gud old Yokos..and anything Chocolatey has an erotica effect on me!:-D

• FAVORITE SOUND?

Any sound produced by Allah Rakha Rahman

• WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

When i know someone can do something better than me:-|,when people dont trust me,when ppl call the shirt im wearing gay(not that im a homophobe..i just dont wanna be one of the metrosexual clan,trying 2 steal the identity of the gay community:-|) etc..The list goes on..Im a moron:-|

• WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE?

Fuck!,When did that get up?..is the usual thought..Sometimes excitement/disgruntlement according to the relevance on the day..

• FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?

Vaishali,F.C Road,Pune..Cheese pleeze!:-D

• FUTURE CHILD’S NAME?

Batman!..A definite 4 a boy..Girl..hmm?..I dunno..Juno?:-?

• FINISH THIS STATEMENT. “IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY I’D…?

Thats the whole point of me trying 2 focus on something in life:-|..So,id just live8-|

• DO YOU DRIVE FAST?

Oh yeah:-|

• DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

Used 2 sleep with a pillow..My current roommate is a fat fuck..So,if that counts as a hippo or something..:-|

• WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

None yet..Will probably get a bike first..Dont wanna get a car till i can afford an Audi or a Lamborgini or somethin..

• FAVORITE DRINK?

Tequila..mostly..A Kingfisher Premium strong wud do 4 the particularly cheap days:-|..But on the non-drinking days,id call 4 a maaza:-)

• FINISH THIS STATEMENT, “IF I HAD THE TIME I WOULD”

read some philosophy and try and find out where my thoughts have gone wrong if possible

• DO YOU EAT THE STEMS ON BROCCOLI?

I hate broccoli..Each time i try and eat fresh veggies i end up having loose motion or fart bombs..and yes,they smell:-|

• IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR CHOICE?
  
  

I dunno..Why couldnt i rite now?..If i wanted 2,trust me,id be glowing neon blue or something!:-|

• NAME ALL THE DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS YOU HAVE LIVED IN.

Trivandrum,most of the time..Bombay nd currently,Pune..

• FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

Anything..Mostly Football tho..Unlicensed boxing wud help after Snatch!:-D

ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU

Fucking jew!:-|..

• WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?

I dont have a bed..just a mattress on the ground:-|..dirt?:-|

• WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BORN AS YOURSELF AGAIN?

Course..Who can better me?8-|

• MORNING PERSON, OR NIGHT OWL?

Night Owl..BIG TIME!:-|

• OVER EASY, OR SUNNY SIDE UP?

Scrambled:-|..Eggs suck any other way

• FAVORITE PLACE TO RELAX?

NCC Canteen i suppose..anywhere with the gang-Avanish,Aloy,Deep etc. etc.

• FAVORITE PIE?

American Pie babe:-|..

• FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Rocky Road..Basically anything with CHOCOLATE!!!!..

• OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU TAGGED THIS TO, WHO’S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST? Im thinking...umm..Jesus Christ?:>..okay:-|..:-(
  

First post..like ever!!!:-|

Greetings fellow Zarthons..As you see,the defences of earth are falling and......Err...Sorry..wrong window:-|

This is the first post in this blog...No,it has no point but 2 state the fact that this really is the first post..First can be written in many ways-First,1st..err..okay:-|..Umm..well,i started this new blog coz i went thru my old 1..and quite honestly,its a whole loada crap..Stuff i went thru,believed in in various parts of my life..I dont sincerely mean anything in there except maybe 4 like 2 posts or something..Hence,this..I hope u know how i am,the way i talk,act b4 u read this..If u dont,ill write anything i feel like..Ill fucking swear if i want to..Ill talk dirty,cheap or watever else derogatory feeling it is that u ppl use 2 judge others 4 no apparent reason..Hell,i mite even write the lyrics to a beach boys song..So, its under no compulsion that u are reading this..If u cant take EVERY possible sentence on planet earth without taking offence, read on..i might post some shit later on:-)

P.S:Yeh,i am my favourite nd no1s gonna change that either:-|..Sigh..